Life in LA: Episode 1

Real apartment listing: "No rent paid here. There is a job thru this situation working for the owner of large mansion, 14 masterbedrm w/full bath. Don't apply unless you can commit to this as an escort/companion, and print model -- partnered. Pay is 1,000/week base."

In other words, all I need to do is model for him and be an escort. Nice. This is EXACTLY the kind of living arrangement I was looking for. I didn't need a 4-year degree to do this.